"If your dog is fat, you aren't getting enough exercise"    --Unknown

 "Some days you're the dog; some days you're the hydrant."     --Unknown

 "Whoever said you can't buy happiness forgot about puppies."     --Gene Hill

 "In dog years, I'm dead." --Unknown

 "To his dog, every man is Napoleon; hence the constant popularity  of dogs." --Aldous Huxley

 "A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around  three times before lying down." --Robert Benchley

 "Did you ever walk into a room and forget why you walked in?  I  think that's how dogs spend their lives." --Sue Murphy

 "I loathe people who keep dogs.  They are cowards who haven't got  the guts to bite people themselves." --August Strindberg

 "No animal should ever jump up on the dining room furniture  unless absolutely certain that he can hold his own in the  conversation." --Fran Lebowitz

 "Ever consider what they must think of us?  I mean, here we come  back from a grocery store with the most amazing haul--chicken,  pork, half a cow.  They must think we're the greatest hunters on  earth!" --Anne Tyler

 "I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird  religious cult." --Rita Rudner

 "My dog is worried about the economy because Alpo is up to 99  cents a can.  That's almost $7.00 in dog money." --Joe Weinstein

 "If I have any beliefs about immortality, it is that certain dogs  I have known will go to heaven, and very, very few persons."  --James Thurber

 "You enter into a certain amount of madness when you marry a  person with pets." --Nora Ephron

 "Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that  you are wonderful." --Ann Landers 

"Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should  relax and get used to the idea." --Robert A. Heinlein

 "In order to keep a true perspective of one's importance,  everyone should have a dog that will worship him and a cat that  will ignore him." --Dereke Bruce, Taipei, Taiwan

 "Of all the things I miss from veterinary practice, puppy breath  is one of the most fond memories!" --Dr. Tom Cat

 "There is no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your  face. --Ben Williams

 "When a man's best friend is his dog, that dog has a problem."      --Edward Abbey

 "Cat's motto: No matter what you've done wrong, always try to  make it look like the dog did it." --Unknown

 "Money will buy you a pretty good dog, but it won't buy the wag  of his tail." --Unknown

 "No one appreciates the very special genius of your conversation  as the dog does." --Christopher Morley

 "A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than he  loves himself." --Josh Billings

 "Man is a dog's idea of what God should be." --Holbrook Jackson

 "The average dog is a nicer person than the average person."    --Andrew A. Rooney

 "He is your friend, your partner, your defender, your dog. You  are his life, his love, his leader. He will be yours, faithful  and true, to the last beat of his heart. You owe it to him to be  worthy of such devotion." --Unknown

 "If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will  not bite you; that is the principal difference between a dog and  a man." --Mark Twain

 "Things that upset a terrier may pass virtually unnoticed by a  Great Dane." --Smiley Blanton

 "I've seen a look in dogs' eyes, a quickly vanishing look of  amazed contempt, and I am convinced that basically dogs think  humans are nuts." --John Steinbeck

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